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Request for positive COVID test picture

Hi guys, long time lurker in this subreddit. My company recently decided to instate a four days in-office mandate, which has been ruining my work life balance. We are more than capable of doing our jobs online (as we have been for so long) and this mandate is just so they can watch us sit in office and… suckle on the corporate teat for the Kool-aid? Idk. Mind you, the C-level people all get to expense Ubers to/from work while most of the others commute in and out of a certain island. They also all have heated offices while in the bullpen, we are all given miniature tabletop space heaters that only heat the two inch radius around them. On top of that, I am having marital problems and our shared home is 4-5 hours from my office, so we take turns traveling. Spending most of the week apart and…


Hi guys, long time lurker in this subreddit. My company recently decided to instate a four days in-office mandate, which has been ruining my work life balance. We are more than capable of doing our jobs online (as we have been for so long) and this mandate is just so they can watch us sit in office and… suckle on the corporate teat for the Kool-aid? Idk. Mind you, the C-level people all get to expense Ubers to/from work while most of the others commute in and out of a certain island. They also all have heated offices while in the bullpen, we are all given miniature tabletop space heaters that only heat the two inch radius around them.

On top of that, I am having marital problems and our shared home is 4-5 hours from my office, so we take turns traveling. Spending most of the week apart and so much money/energy to travel has been taking its toll on both me and my spouse. We are looking, but just don’t have the option for one person to quit at the moment.

My question is – if you have a picture of your positive rapid test, can you please DM it to me? Just so I can get out of it for one week without having to use my PTO. I’d appreciate it so much.

Obviously if I receive any, I will be happy to forward to other people who ask. You know, just to have the excuse in your back pocket.

If you’re wondering, yes, I know this is immoral. Thanks!

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