Finally got the minutes from my last review. Line manager wrote that my probation has been extended until the new full-time receptionist has started, and then once I'm in the part-time role, my probationary period will start again.
Fuck that noise.
I'm just going to start looking for another job. They also only want to give me 3-4 hours a day, when I said I'd need at least 5 hours a day to make it worth my time to drive there in the first place.
So fuck it, I'm not playing their game.