Has any company ever even tried it in the past 20 years? If you're just going to pay minimum wage for everything you can, what the fuck are you expecting to hire, people with the work ethic of Mexico, the brains of a post doc researcher, the wit and oratory skills of Christopher Hitchens? I don't even know how many times I walk into a 7-11 and see 1 or maybe 2 exhausted and overworked employees and instantly feel guilty just for wanting a damn soda and a chocolate donut. Ridiculous.