He parks at the front of the office so everyone can see it. Walks inside and calls a department meeting. We gather in the conference room and he opens the windows. Boss: You see my new Porsche? This is what hard work can get you! When you go above and beyond instead of doing the bare minimum. So if all of you work real hard and don’t call in sick… I can buy a another one! My high school son doesn’t like his Mercedes. Back to work! TLDR: Just a shitpost. Fake story hoping for a little levity
He parks at the front of the office so everyone can see it. Walks inside and calls a department meeting. We gather in the conference room and he opens the windows.
Boss: You see my new Porsche? This is what hard work can get you! When you go above and beyond instead of doing the bare minimum.
So if all of you work real hard and don’t call in sick… I can buy a another one! My high school son doesn’t like his Mercedes. Back to work!
TLDR: Just a shitpost. Fake story hoping for a little levity