I put in my two weeks at work a week ago. I have been checked out for a while, but my impulse control and ability to temper my opinions has really decreased over the last week. I’ve been very vocal about my feelings to my coworkers, who all agree with my feelings about the place.
Today I was called in to a meeting with my supervisors where they confronted me about the things I’ve been saying since I resigned. It’s ironic, because a big part of my problem is the constant eavesdropping and spying from management, but they couldn’t have possibly known I was talking shit unless they were constantly eavesdropping and spying.
They said if I wanted to keep working there for the next week I needed to be “professional and positive”. They said if I couldn’t do that, I could accept the following offer, which they presented as a punishment: I can make my last day today, a week early, get paid for my entire resignation period, and still collect my pto payout. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING? Done. no questions asked. I’ll try not to let the door hit my ass on my way out.
I can’t tell if they honestly expected me to want to clean up my act so i could stay for the next week. It’s hilarious and I’ve never been more happy about the way a job has ended.