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Man, Americans love shit corporate talk. Seriously, how do you guys resist the temptation of tying some of these CEOs to a SpaceX rocket?

I work in Italy, Europe and I have to deal with American top tier companies almost on a daily basis. Whenever I see a 2 hour online meeting booked on my calendar by some Katherine “but call me Kat” from “X American company, stealing wages since 1492” I swear I want to slit both my wrists and jump out of an open window. The jargon is insufferable. I cannot count the number of times I heard, in a serious meeting “on this journey” and “dream team” and “seize this opportunity” ….dude, why so much bs? like who tf is buying this crap? Sell me the shit and gtfo, I ain't got time for doing this all day. My job would be so much easier without these clowns. You guys should put these people on a bus to North Korea


I work in Italy, Europe and I have to deal with American top tier companies almost on a daily basis.

Whenever I see a 2 hour online meeting booked on my calendar by some Katherine “but call me Kat” from “X American company, stealing wages since 1492” I swear I want to slit both my wrists and jump out of an open window.

The jargon is insufferable. I cannot count the number of times I heard, in a serious meeting “on this journey” and “dream team” and “seize this opportunity” ….dude, why so much bs? like who tf is buying this crap? Sell me the shit and gtfo, I ain't got time for doing this all day.

My job would be so much easier without these clowns. You guys should put these people on a bus to North Korea

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