Hey Billy, happy to say I won't be in the office today because I'm feeling too good to be sitting in my cubicle and responding to emails and answering phones.
The weather outside is just too nice to pass up the opportunity to enjoy some ice cream and go to the lake and feed the geese.
Not sure how long this positivity will last, but I will touch base with you in a few days. If I start to feel a slump however, I'll be able to return to work and endure the monotony that that is.
Thanks for your understanding and I don't apologize for the inconvenience!