Author: Olivia

I've been cracking up all day. My cheap ass boss fired a salaried employee in October because she “wasn't pulling her weight” but then forgot to terminate her in our payroll system and didn't realize until yesterday. We had a meeting with corporate & they decided not to pursue it. Fuck yeah, fired girl, hope you enjoyed every minute of those months!!

I came to work 5 minutes late (still 25 minutes before the store opens) because I stepped in dog poo on my way to my car and had to wash my boots. I have a 30 minute commute and get up at 5 AM every morning to make it on time. When my boss asked why I don’t get up earlier to account for hiccups like that I looked at him and simply told him “because I don’t want to.” He simply just could not fathom that concept.