Got chewed out by my supervisor because grand-boss asked for some good news. And I was like “I've been here for 45 minutes, I got nothing.”
I'm being foreclosed on, and probably declaring bankruptcy because my husband was terminated this time last year without warning so we've been struggling and drained all the savings. What bloody POSITIVES am I supposed to find here when asked for “good news” and haven't even finished my tea yet?
But ignore all that and be cheerful for Team Morale! I'm also no longer allowed to say “I'm here”, “Living the dream”, “Hanging in there” or other “negative phrasing”