can you help me fill out a BS resume for a level designer please

So I went to school and even became a teacher in level design I've also do dnd as a side gig for people with special needs.heck I've even help the r&d and modeling program to make parts for NASA. I have the experience and the skills but my resume gets auto rejected all the time. I know that usually making a joke resume gets call backs so I'm wondering if lovely people can help me out and think of clever ideas to add to it to impress them please help all joke job descriptions are appreciated