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Corporate talk: CxO Euphemisms

Trying something different. Below are some “gems” from CEO/CFOs. Has anyone collected similar statements of these people speaking in tounge at your workplace? “Better-than-expected efficiencies in operations infrastructure costs and generally all of our fixed costs.” Translation: ruthless negotiations & cheap labor “We're seeing a lot of our growth area being fueled by headcount that's moving within the company.” Translation: layoffs “Our targeted growth reduction opportunities have helped us deliver this quarter's results.” Translation: more layoffs, “making people available to industry”


Trying something different. Below are some “gems” from CEO/CFOs. Has anyone collected similar statements of these people speaking in tounge at your workplace?

“Better-than-expected efficiencies in operations infrastructure costs and generally all of our fixed costs.”

Translation: ruthless negotiations & cheap labor

“We're seeing a lot of our growth area being fueled by headcount that's moving within the company.”

Translation: layoffs

“Our targeted growth reduction opportunities have helped us deliver this quarter's results.”

Translation: more layoffs, “making people available to industry”

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