Hey everyone! I work a retail job that I HATE. I'd been planning on quitting, but they have been teasing a lot of holiday bonuses and gifts. I absolutely cannot stand my coworkers and management, but god dammit, I have put up with this shit for so long, I want my holiday gifts!
I only need to be on the payroll for 2 or 3 more weeks, and am hoping someone has a clever idea on how to have an “emergency/situation” that requires me to not work for a few weeks, so I can get my gifts, and then peace the fuck out.
Requirements:
Last 2 weeks, preferably 3.
Doesn't need a doctor's note.
believable (obviously)
okay SHOOT