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CREATIVE CHALLENGE: Best Excuse to get out of work for weeks??

Hey everyone! I work a retail job that I HATE. I'd been planning on quitting, but they have been teasing a lot of holiday bonuses and gifts. I absolutely cannot stand my coworkers and management, but god dammit, I have put up with this shit for so long, I want my holiday gifts! I only need to be on the payroll for 2 or 3 more weeks, and am hoping someone has a clever idea on how to have an “emergency/situation” that requires me to not work for a few weeks, so I can get my gifts, and then peace the fuck out. Requirements: Last 2 weeks, preferably 3. Doesn't need a doctor's note. believable (obviously) ​ okay SHOOT


Hey everyone! I work a retail job that I HATE. I'd been planning on quitting, but they have been teasing a lot of holiday bonuses and gifts. I absolutely cannot stand my coworkers and management, but god dammit, I have put up with this shit for so long, I want my holiday gifts!

I only need to be on the payroll for 2 or 3 more weeks, and am hoping someone has a clever idea on how to have an “emergency/situation” that requires me to not work for a few weeks, so I can get my gifts, and then peace the fuck out.

Requirements:

Last 2 weeks, preferably 3.

Doesn't need a doctor's note.

believable (obviously)

okay SHOOT

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