My pharmacy can't seem to retain pharmacists, because they simply won't pay fairly. They're closed on Saturdays and Sundays (the pharmacy, not the whole store), and this week they had to close at 1 on Friday. There was a sign saying “due to staffing issues, the pharmacy will be closed blah blah blah”
I took a pen and wrote “due to not paying enough” on the sign.
But now I'm thinking that if management sees that, they might think a pharmacy employee wrote it.