hey r/antiwork
I am probably going to resing/change positions internally at my workplace in the foreseeable future. The workplace environment is not very pleasant, and I am not the only one considering leaving.
Also, some ill willed coworkers with possible malicious intents (ruining my chances at the next place, and also keeping me here, so they don't have to deal with the increased workload) are already asking questions, including my future plans. Since some of them are definitely part of the reason I want to leave, I am looking for ways to dismiss them while also possibly fucking with them.
I am asking your advice on possible answers as to what am I going to do after resigning. I am looking for both believable but repulsive, scarry, funny, answers or even absurd stuff like joining a cult or hippie commune. Inheriting a fortune from a nigerian prince level shit is also welcome.
Would also love to hear similar stories, if you have one (what you told people/did when you left a workplace that made former coworkers uncomfortable, uneasy because you seemed crazy). Hope it would be useful not just for me but for others to, and not only so you could use them in practice, but just to have a good laugh.
Thank you guys in advance, hope everyone is doing good.