So I currently work from home doing some customer service bull ish I fell into after getting fired from my last job. I got a job offer from my previous employer for a much better position that doesn't deal with customers directly and has a pathway to promotion. I decided to unplug my internet to take my drug test for this job because I only had 48 hours to complete the test. I also get 2 weekdays off a week so it's hard to call off sick when I can take care of appointments on other days. I had my roommate doctor an old internet outage email so they'd believe I had one today.