Popcorn
Buffet
At this point it would seem a bit less insulting if the CEO physically struck me in the face with his penis as I walked in the door, and then again as I left, every day.
What's even on a popcorn buffet? Like, just butter, cheese and caramel popcorn? My commute is an hour each way and it costs me $15 per day to park. This is why we wanna eat y'all.