I have a 1:1 with my manager tomorrow in a job that I'm so f*ing over and ready to quit. If I got fired tomorrow, I'd run out the proverbial front door, waving my severance, declaring myself finally free.
What are small things that I can do to really annoy the hell out of her? She's one of those hard ass middle management types… lives for the job, sucks management's dick, calls you on Christmas Eve asking for updates on things that could absolutely wait until the new year. Total toxic kind.
I'm planning on saying “I'm sorry, can you repeat that?” a bunch of times, as if the speakers on my brand new MacBook Pro are somehow not functioning properly. She *hates* when she has to repeat herself and waste that precious 1:1 time.
Any other ideas? Nothing that could get me fired, per se… just generally annoying stuff that she doesn't recognize I'm consciously doing to waste her time, like she's wasted mine the past three years. Thanks!