After over 30 years as an unwilling participant in employment I find myself (M 48) in the fortunate position of being able to leave, take a break and plan a new way of living.
I work for an outsourcing company and while I have got myself dropped from my current project I have to wait a certain amount of time to be made redundant and collect a decent amount of severance pay. I am in the UK.
My employer looks for alternative
placements where they can make money out of me and I have to submit a resume to assist with this. Only if they can’t find a suitable role will I get my redundancy.
So I want to have some fun with this and make myself as unattractive as possible!
Any ideas?