**With the exception of the military, the police and idk, surgeons
Uniforms are the worst thing to ever happen to the working class. You already work for a corporation, but you have to display their logo on your tits like you're canvassing for charity or the “good news”? Fuck off.
Uniforms are ugly, unnecessary and frankly, dehumanizing. It annihilates every shred of individuality, as if the condescending code of conduct wasn't enough. You are no one. You are nothing. We will dress you like lifeless marionettes you are.
Also, bonuses for the executives, pizza party for the grunts. Eat your fucking heart out.