so, I have an office job where I work with 8 people, 3 males and 5 females. I sit next to this girl in her mid 20s, attractive, but very uptight and kind of rude sometimes. She went out to lunch and I had this little toy on my desk I was messing around with and the toy slipped out of my hand and rolled under her desk. So, I went down on my knees and sort of crawled under her desk to get the toy and as I'm getting up, I put both my hands on her chair for support and at that exact moment, all I hear is “OH MY GOD, ARE YOU SNIFFING MY CHAIR YOU SICK BASTARD!”. I was not sniffing her chair! The first thing she does is she puts her stuff down and leaves the room, she is gone for an hour. Next thing I know, someone from HR comes upstairs, taps me on the shoulder and says, “hey, come take a walk with me”. I'm like, oh shit. So, we go to her office and she is like, “so, Christine is saying she caught you sniffing her chair while she was at lunch. would you care to explain. I told them the story about the toy falling under her desk and as i'm talking, the HR lady is making weird faces at me as if she don't believe me. One thing leads to another and she writes me up. She basically didnt even listen to anything I had to say. Is this fair? like WTF. I didnt sniff her chair!