Yet another week spent invisible to employers. I'm certified, I'm applying, I'm taking recruiter calls. I'm doing all the things people say to do, but nothing fucking works. Every employer makes up a reason to pass. They're not interested in profit, they just want to feel important. I spent so much on Agile certification but for all it's worth I wish I had spent it on a Puff the Magic Dragon dildo. Then I wouldn't need braindead hiring teams to fuck me over, I could do it myself.
Yet another week spent invisible to employers. I'm certified, I'm applying, I'm taking recruiter calls. I'm doing all the things people say to do, but nothing fucking works. Every employer makes up a reason to pass. They're not interested in profit, they just want to feel important.
I spent so much on Agile certification but for all it's worth I wish I had spent it on a Puff the Magic Dragon dildo. Then I wouldn't need braindead hiring teams to fuck me over, I could do it myself.