I've promoted myself twice within 15 months, doubling my salary.
Why? How?
I'M THE ONLY APPLICANT. I just interviewed for a job where I didn't even meet half the qualifications. I was offered the job on the spot after the first interview. Why? A combination of no other prospects and desperation.
My antiwork self is marching down the avenue of victory following after the sweet stink of corporate desperation.
Hope this helps.