We appreciate your work employee #304128. A pizza party for everyone. Your choice of unlimited toppings and stuffed crust. Things have never been so good. The founder sends his regrets he is unable to attend. We expect professionalism at all times. You are not to discuss wages. You aren’t being a team player. Unfortunately this is beyond our purview. This is a right to work state. I’m afraid I have no memory of having approved it. You’ll have to find someone to replace you. I’m afraid ______ has decided to leave us. We offer competitive wages. Do you think we could reschedule for later this week? I think it would be wise to aim for something more realistic. No one wants to work these days.