But instead you get to pay for your car, your gas, your insurance, your stress, your bad weather, your drink sloshing a mess into your floorboards because you have to slam the brakes due to Idiot McStupid driving while facetiming in front of you, your additional childcare costs during your commute, your extra laundry costs, your pets not getting attention all day, your lunch if you don't have time to make one to bring with you, your contribution to your highly-paid managers birthday gift card.
But instead you get to pay for your car, your gas, your insurance, your stress, your bad weather, your drink sloshing a mess into your floorboards because you have to slam the brakes due to Idiot McStupid driving while facetiming in front of you, your additional childcare costs during your commute, your extra laundry costs, your pets not getting attention all day, your lunch if you don't have time to make one to bring with you, your contribution to your highly-paid managers birthday gift card.