See, policy at my work is that if you miss MORE than one day, a doctors note is required. But my asshole boss loves to tell us we need a doctors note for even one day.
You got it, boss man. See…. that one day I was gonna rest and come back the next day? Nope. Not now!
My doctor said 3 days, so I’m gonna take 3 days. Had you not asked for a note, you’d have me back the next day.
But because you were so pissed I missed one day, now I’ll miss 3 🙂 malicious compliance.
And my doctor? She’ll give me three days for a sniffle. Love that woman. Lol.