Fast paced= we will squeeze the life out of you or work you to death
Immediate starts=no-ones stays due to the toxic environment
Free parking=should come as standard anyway, who should pay to park at work
Quiet location=miles from anywhere, enjoy your petrol costs
Ex service personal fast tracked in= place is worse the Iraq, we need hard nuts
Ex con considered= Avoid at all costs
Wage bracket, $7.25-$25.75 per hour= $7.25 per hour
Family focussed business that believes in traditional management = Unless you are a white protestant, do not apply
Quirky owner=A karen in charge with dyed orange hair
Relaxed opportunity=cash in hand, paid well below legal federal minimum
Must be physically fit=stock weighs a ton, wave goodbye to your lower back
Would suit a morning person= 3am starts, usually on a farm, in the rain being harrassed by the sheep
Weekly pay=business facing closure
Monthly pay= your wage makes us interest
Friendly place to work= Everyone has had a ride on Andrea
Challenging environment=impossible deadlines and bullying as standard, unless you are Chuck Norris or above, give it a miss.