Lie on your resume. Make up fake degrees. Bullshit your past experience.
Obviously whatever you think you can get away with but if you think you can do the job just fucking lie. Do whatever you can to make it in this fucked up capitalistic world. Don't let other people tell you otherwise.
I'm not advocating for people to lie to become doctors, lawyers, pilots, etc. I'm saying if you know you can do a job and there are qualifications that aren't necessary holding you back, lie. Definitely don't get yourself into legal trouble by submitting fake documents to the government. Be smart about it. Rehearse your lie. Embody your lie. Believe your lie.