Today my Very Cheerful supervisor asks if I would like to submit any happy songs to the newest team playlist. (It's something we do. It's fun.) I paused for a moment to look at the computer screen in a way that I could never have done in real life because it involves serious side-eye and an “Are you fucking kidding me?” expression. Instead, I simply type “How many people have submitted Pharrell Williams' “Happy”?”
The answer is “Just you.” I send him a Super Happy Emoji face.
*cackles in gothic entertaining compliance