My boss just laid me off while I am on vacation a day before my birthday.

She’s going on a spiritual trip to China next week and wanted to let me know before she left. Honestly the company is in trouble, so I saw this coming, but damn.. What she doesn’t know is that she’s been paying me for a full time job that takes maybe five hours per week. I also picked up a second full time job several months ago since I had so much free time that she also doesn’t know about ¯_(ツ)_/¯