This is what my various bosses and managers have been telling us for the 11 years I've worked for my company. It's become a running joke with my coworkers because they've been telling us that new lockers were being procured (the old ones are like 50 years old) for so many years it's comical. Today was my last day at that job after 11(!) years there, and the new lockers actually showed the fuck-up today. I laughed so much, it's almost poetic.