I work 6pm-6am Sunday night through Friday night. 72 hours a week. I wake up, cook dinner, eat with my family, then go to work. By the time I get to work I've been up for about 90 minutes and need to take my “morning” shit. Last night I came out of the stall and my boss was waiting with a timer going on his phone and showed me I took a 20 minute shit. He said “just start clocking in at 630 and out at 630 if you have to shit everyday when you get here. I'm not gonna pay you to be on the shitter for the first 20 minutes of every day.” I was so taken aback and baffled I just said “okay” and went on with my night. But damn. That's kinda fucked up, right?