My job paid us 1.5x pay for the day before and after Christmas. We all got called in to sign paperwork authorizing them to take the extra pay back – out of our next paychecks, because they didn’t mean to do that.

I refused to sign the paperwork and we’ll see how that goes. I didn’t have any good quips, or bravery to use one if I had, but I said I couldn’t afford it and they’d have to tell me why I was supposed to at fault for their mistake.