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need some help ‘fluffing’ my resule

***resume I’m over it. I’m absolutely over it. I’m almost out of savings, my car insurance is about to go up, and I’m about to drop off my parents insurance. so I’m just going to fluff things up on my resume. or, as some folk would say, I’m going to lie. I’m looking for something in clerical work. Receptionist maybe? Data entry. Something of the like. I’m in school so right now I have no experience outside of customer service. And I am not going back to customer service. I will blow my brains out. Cool if you can do it! I can’t. And I don’t have to explain why. Need companies that don’t exist anymore that I can lie about working for. Need tips on how to fluff things up. I do NOT need a lecture about why it’s bad to lie on my resume. I need something so…


***resume

I’m over it. I’m absolutely over it. I’m almost out of savings, my car insurance is about to go up, and I’m about to drop off my parents insurance. so I’m just going to fluff things up on my resume. or, as some folk would say, I’m going to lie.

I’m looking for something in clerical work. Receptionist maybe? Data entry. Something of the like. I’m in school so right now I have no experience outside of customer service. And I am not going back to customer service. I will blow my brains out. Cool if you can do it! I can’t. And I don’t have to explain why.

Need companies that don’t exist anymore that I can lie about working for. Need tips on how to fluff things up. I do NOT need a lecture about why it’s bad to lie on my resume. I need something so I can afford to continue being alive until I graduate. If you lecture me, I will just roll my eyes and be even more encouraged to lie, just to spite you! Sorry if I sound a little harsh. As I mentioned, I’m over it.

unnecessary edit: prettyyyy plssssssssssss

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