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Neverending story of my life

*unemployed for months, rationing my savings to survive because i dread work *is forced to eventually get a job since it's the least humiliating option between panhandling or leechmaxxing off my parents *undergoes the humiliating process of submitting to a background check and piss test which feels like a probe and cavity search *is finally granted the tax-generating wage slave position and allowed to sell portions of my life and my efforts in exchange for hyper inflated dollars *is welcomed aboard, over-promised dreams of success, and put to work “Hey this isn't so bad. Maybe i could manage to grind out an existence here till i can finally retire” (a week later) “wait what the fuck?” 🤨 (another week later) “ah hell nah!” (not long after that) *rage quits *marinates in my newfound peace and poverty for a few months before returning to square 1


  1. *unemployed for months, rationing my savings to survive because i dread work

  2. *is forced to eventually get a job since it's the least humiliating option between panhandling or leechmaxxing off my parents

  3. *undergoes the humiliating process of submitting to a background check and piss test which feels like a probe and cavity search

  4. *is finally granted the tax-generating wage slave position and allowed to sell portions of my life and my efforts in exchange for hyper inflated dollars

  5. *is welcomed aboard, over-promised dreams of success, and put to work

  6. “Hey this isn't so bad. Maybe i could manage to grind out an existence here till i can finally retire”

  7. (a week later) “wait what the fuck?” 🤨

  8. (another week later) “ah hell nah!”

  9. (not long after that) *rage quits

  10. *marinates in my newfound peace and poverty for a few months before returning to square 1

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