I've decided that getting angry at people who parrot the pointless and inaccurate “No one wants to work anymore” line. Instead I'm just now replying with “Then pay them properly!”.
So far it's providing fun results, mainly people not sure how to justify their ridiculous position, but if someone does try I ask them to explain there position to me like I'm 5.
This may not be new to most of you but for the others, have fun with it.