This is the third in a series of posts I've made here trying to spread useful knowledge. This is a follow up on how my scheme to take more control over my own employment has worked out. I'm happy to report the op was more than successful. I not only am guaranteed the schedule I want, the head of the store was so moved by my performance that she gave me her personal number. Now I have a direct line to the highest physical authority within the building. I'm pretty sure she wants to fuck me. Nice lady but not my type. Of course this is irrelevant as seduction is the best tool of any Interzone agent. Regardless, I will probe management for further information. Possibly penetrate the digital security v'ger with my specialized ACME usdICK penetration tool. For now though resume cover as a degenerate on Reddit. Transmission Complete.…
Advice: feel like I’m being pushed out
So long story short I work in marketing and in November last year I took a week off on mental health leave cause ya know depression and stuff (btw I’m in Australia so that makes a difference in terms of our sick leave and such) Anyway ever since then I’ve been taken off some accounts, given intern level tasks like spending all day taking screenshots and changing fonts and all in all my workload has decreased significantly when my colleagues are drowning under their workload. I’ve asked plenty of times for more work but they seem to be hesitant in giving it to me, just giving me enough to make my timesheets. So like are they trying to make me leave without firing me because they know that they’ll be in the wrong if they do or am I just losing my mind
I find these so damn interesting
This makes my brain shrivel
TextBroker
I was a ghostwriter on a site called TextBroker.com I always used the articles I wrote for lazy bloggers to promote myself, a charity I worked with, my friends, or my regular employer. But the most fun I had was when I wrote things that were completely false. For example, did you know that the very rich and famous live in Myrtle Springs, TX? Well, you do now: Overseas Property Buyers Dominate the Sri Lanka Market – ikman Blog
I work for a grocery chain with about 100 stores as a manager. We get a yearly bonus that is based off our year end results. For our last inventory last year they told us we didn't have to do it and they were going to estimate it. It came back with the worst numbers I have seen in my 10 years working there. Our first inventory of 2022 came back with impossibly good numbers which we were praised for. I said to my boss that it looked like they took our 2021 profits and moved them into 2022. He agreed. I asked him how that would effect our bonus. He said some weird half sentences about nonsense and said he had a meeting. A week later he said I would be getting a bonus but still won't tell me how much it will be.
Tips for trainee?
So I started a job at a new restaurant today. I have experience of a few years now doing server and bartender work, and busting my butt doing kitchen and janitorial work even though it was never included as my official duties. I am supposed to be working as a bartender at this job. They have me serving the whole floor in front of the bar and running food, taking orders, meanwhile taking care of the people at the bar simultaneously. Today I worked well. I have a good work ethic and always put in a great amount of effort into any work I do. Even the workers said I was doing great for a trainee (just a sprinkle of b r a g). But what caught me off guard was at the end of the night when the manager who trained me and worked the shift with me pocketed…