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My sales manager just directed me to enter $180000 on a credit application for a potential customer that makes 60k. How should I handle this?

From the people who brought you “This is the best place to work. WORK HARDER” comes “Shitty Interview: Greatest Hits” including such favorites as “We need someone whose committed and won't leave after starting.” “Working here you'll be able to qualify for state benefits.” “We're a family here.” “We don't usually hire outsiders.” Who could forget being asked bitchy questions with no subtlety and “No direct deposit” Call today!

I just put in my two weeks notice at my current job where I deliver pizzas and honestly, it’s a breath of fresh air. For a while, it wasn’t terrible. Then corporate decided for the first time in, like, 5 years that they wanted to take control of the store. That was a month ago. Since then, they have: a) hired a new GM who is currently trying to be the GM of two separate locations who only focuses on the location they’re originally from more than our store-even when they’re in our store. b) laid off half the work force in the last month. c) not authorized any pay raises even to the people who have been working there for a whole year. and d) authorized schedules that have Minors working past times they legally have to be out of the store. The conditions we have to work on…

Preamble: I'm a developer. I used to work for a micromanaging tyrant. In order to keep my sanity, I would post some of his shenanigans to friends. I quit a few years ago, but sometimes still work for him as a contractor. Shit My Boss Says Boss: Are the new users being added to the system automatically approved for access? Me: Are you talking about the users who register themselves? Or the users who are added by an administrator? Boss: Um… I asked you a question. I didn't ask you to ask me a question. What are you, my wife? Apparently what he was looking for was the answer “No for users who register themselves. Yes for users who are added by an administrator.” $.deity forbid I ask for clarity. I need to have “I asked you a question, I didn't ask you to ask me a question” t-shirts printed…