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Petition to make this sub exclusively pictures of John Oliver avoiding work

First of all, to the mods, you're awesome, we appreciate you and I personally can't even begin to imagine how frustrating this situation must be for you. It's for this reason that I've decided to help you out. Reddit's head honchos have informed you that if you do not moderate the sub in accordance with the wishes of its users you'll be replaced. Well, I feel this sub would be much better if it contained exclusively pictures of John Oliver not working. Now you may be tempted to assume that this has been inspired by r/pics and r/gifs, but I'm not asking for some thinly veiled protest with John Oliver as a tool of dissent. I want…no demand that this follow a very serious and stringent set of criteria. No pictures of the man at work, or indeed doing anything that looks like it might be remotely strenuous. I want…


First of all, to the mods, you're awesome, we appreciate you and I personally can't even begin to imagine how frustrating this situation must be for you.

It's for this reason that I've decided to help you out. Reddit's head honchos have informed you that if you do not moderate the sub in accordance with the wishes of its users you'll be replaced. Well, I feel this sub would be much better if it contained exclusively pictures of John Oliver not working.

Now you may be tempted to assume that this has been inspired by r/pics and r/gifs, but I'm not asking for some thinly veiled protest with John Oliver as a tool of dissent. I want…no demand that this follow a very serious and stringent set of criteria. No pictures of the man at work, or indeed doing anything that looks like it might be remotely strenuous. I want to see old Johnny O sipping beer, watching TV, and browsing Twitter on his phone.

I hope you take this request with the seriousness that it deserves.

Yours Sincerely,

An impassioned anti-worker

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