I called in to my now former-job because I am exhausted and just can’t do it tonight due to unforeseen circumstances. I tried to do the “long story just isn’t happening tonight” and my lazy ass manager demanded the story so I told her. Her answer was “well how does that affect me and your responsibilities here?!” And my response was to hang up. When she called back I sent her to voicemail and she didn’t leave one.
Glad I got a better paying job and that is partly why I’m so tired tonight. But man did it feel pretty liberating to not have to grovel and just hang up on my manager.