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PSA for current job seekers!

Any “bonuses” that you see advertising for a position are not bonuses at all but are just advertising ploys by our corporate jailers. ​ Relocation “bonuses” are simply reimbursement programs that shockingly none of your actual expenses of moving qualify for! Sign-on “bonuses” are simply bets they place on you quitting before the term in the fine print is up, at which point they force you to re-pay the “bonus”. I'm certain there are many other traps out there – but these are the two I just idiotically fell for. Yes this is just a rant disguised as helpful information. Yes, I'm pissed another healthcare organization fucked me out of my money. Don't be a dunce like me, consider yourself warned.


Any “bonuses” that you see advertising for a position are not bonuses at all but are just advertising ploys by our corporate jailers.

  • Relocation “bonuses” are simply reimbursement programs that shockingly none of your actual expenses of moving qualify for!
  • Sign-on “bonuses” are simply bets they place on you quitting before the term in the fine print is up, at which point they force you to re-pay the “bonus”.

I'm certain there are many other traps out there – but these are the two I just idiotically fell for. Yes this is just a rant disguised as helpful information. Yes, I'm pissed another healthcare organization fucked me out of my money.

Don't be a dunce like me, consider yourself warned.

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