I hope that post was a troll. I did not find it funny. I work as an EMT, and part of my job is taking care of the mentally ill. I have responded to more successful suicides than I care to think about. Not only is it horrible for me, but it is worse for the family to walk in on. The trauma they experience often leads to a lifetime of mental damage.
I hope the OP is alright.
I also hope that anyone thinking of doing it instead dials 988 to get some help. If you are outside the United States, visit https://988lifeline.org/ .