Salesforce, despite saying time and again that their people are happier and more productive with 80% remote policy, are forcing people back in the office a minimum 3 days a week.

Fuck you, Benioff. Our family has never been more relaxed and balanced since 3 hours of commuting became only a 1 day a week thing. Between this and giving execs 90k$ gifts and slashing bonuses. Love the Ohana feeling.