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The CEO is coming to visit my site, what are subtle harmless ways to fuck with him?

Basically the title. The CEO of the smallish business I work at (500 or so employees) is flying on his private jet from out of state to visit our site. I was planning on switching jobs anyways, and idk if I can look at the person who’s stolen all of my surplus value generated by my labor and not be a little bitter. What are subtle, harmless, and legal ways to mess with him while he’s here? I’m not trying to be a revolutionary, but I do want to fart with him in the same room.


Basically the title. The CEO of the smallish business I work at (500 or so employees) is flying on his private jet from out of state to visit our site. I was planning on switching jobs anyways, and idk if I can look at the person who’s stolen all of my surplus value generated by my labor and not be a little bitter.

What are subtle, harmless, and legal ways to mess with him while he’s here? I’m not trying to be a revolutionary, but I do want to fart with him in the same room.

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