There’s nothing that they could put in that coffee that’ll make me come back to the office

Neolib apologia for corporations and employers not being the center of their employees' lives spending most of their waking hours working at the office or traveling from/to office. “I say, how dare they think that they can just get to live their lives for themselves and not genuflect and give us the deferential treatment that we believe we are entitled to” said generic white collar manager.