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Feel free to add your own additional bullet points! Position: non CEO worker -cog in machine -provided value for clients, which was then overlooked by manager, company, and shareholders -brought work home when commanded -accepted placating statements from management about value without creating conflict or “waves” -utilized best fake smile and upbeat voice when dealing with customers and management -maintained high level of self restraint, refraining from profanity and eruptions of anger or violence -left position without injuring any company property or personnel -contributed hundreds of thousands of dollars in savings through productivity and enforcement of quality processes -did not quit in recent years despite no raises and increased cost of living -passively accepted place as cog in machine operating under capitalist dictatorship (current acceptance of this is under review)


Feel free to add your own additional bullet points!

Position: non CEO worker

-cog in machine

-provided value for clients, which was then overlooked by manager, company, and shareholders

-brought work home when commanded

-accepted placating statements from management about value without creating conflict or “waves”

-utilized best fake smile and upbeat voice when dealing with customers and management

-maintained high level of self restraint, refraining from profanity and eruptions of anger or violence

-left position without injuring any company property or personnel

-contributed hundreds of thousands of dollars in savings through productivity and enforcement of quality processes

-did not quit in recent years despite no raises and increased cost of living

-passively accepted place as cog in machine operating under capitalist dictatorship (current acceptance of this is under review)

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