Just call out sick. You know you want a three day weekend. Hell, you did a Senior Skip Day back in highschool so don't pretend like you don't know how.
It's perfect. You could even pretend to quit and then go back on Monday and claim it was an April Fools joke.
Why? Because fuck 'em that's why. Take one goddamn day for yourself and turn it into a three day weekend. Sleep in. Day drink. I don't care just don't go to work.
Look, it's not a workers rebellion nor a strike but it's a damn start. It's something.
So take back a day from those bastards anc use it for yourself.
Do it.