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tl;dr: Work in Canada at a grocery store, NoFrills as a stocking clerk. bullshit. Looking for other jobs. Don't really know what to do. tired, shit job shit hours.just straight up fucking exploitation. I just want to drop the bullshit. also the world is fucked. the biosphere is in collapse. etc. which makes the whole thing fucking surreal.. I just don't care. I only do the minimum to not fuck over my coworkers. that's the real i won't say motivation,. but incentive. to not just do nothing. my dept heads/ft guys are great , so i don't want to do too little… but I also hate fucking job interviews…it's like for real? why do you want to work here? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? NOBODY FUCKING WANTS TO WORK HERE. ARE YOU HIGH? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANYBODY WOULD WORK HERE IF THEY HAD A BETTER OPTION? Stop fucking patronizing me.…


tl;dr: Work in Canada at a grocery store, NoFrills as a stocking clerk. bullshit. Looking for other jobs. Don't really know what to do. tired, shit job shit hours.just straight up fucking exploitation. I just want to drop the bullshit. also the world is fucked. the biosphere is in collapse. etc. which makes the whole thing fucking surreal.. I just don't care. I only do the minimum to not fuck over my coworkers. that's the real i won't say motivation,. but incentive. to not just do nothing.
my dept heads/ft guys are great , so i don't want to do too little… but

I also hate fucking job interviews…it's like for real? why do you want to work here? ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? NOBODY FUCKING WANTS TO WORK HERE. ARE YOU HIGH? DO YOU HONESTLY THINK ANYBODY WOULD WORK HERE IF THEY HAD A BETTER OPTION? Stop fucking patronizing me. stop wasting my time and your time. It's a fucking shit job for shit pay that a requires putting shit on to shelves in the right section, place, and NOT telling fuckhead customers that you are actively trying to blow up their heads like that scene from Scanners, but instead tell them where the fucking ice cream is. hours with sub- wages that even ten years ago were a fucking joke.

We recently got a new 6 YEAR!! contract with a “raise.” Fucking 25c/yr or something like a couple bucks an hour in 4 or five years. OUR FUCKING UNION RECOMMENDED WE TAKE THIS!. The owner (of Nofrills or lobblaws) or ceo fucking is worth $18BILLION, and he got a FUCKING $3 MILLLION DOLLAR RAISE because consultants said HE WAS FUCKING UNDERPAID! I'm beyond furious.

I think they made like $500 MILLION in just the last fucking quarter..

Even the fucking $2 bump we got during a little bit covid was like a fuck you. we care.. Call OUR Business Ethics Hotline for real!

The fucking ” ESSENTIAL WORKERS Were like a family print-out on the wall”.. thanks,..how about a living wage?

the store owner is a douchebag, and barely acknowledges people.

a dept manager said he was leaving, and made the mistake of telling the owner (I don't know why?) owner called the new place and fucked the guy from getting the job. WTF?. I rarely have to deal with him, and avoid eye contact on purpose, to make it clear I'm not a fan. ] He asked “have you done one of those work surveys?” the satifaction or do you get fucking valuable feedback at work, or something. The amount of money spent to design and produce and transport this shit.. and rreallly. I don't care” Why the fuck would I care. A chance to win a fucking gift card. You fill the fucker out. I'll sign it. FUcking fucking fuckity fuck fuck. I just said NO, and went back to my book.

We have a fucking sign on a wall that says something like BREAKS ARE 15 MINUTES NOT 20-30 not after you've come back from tim hortons they …..start when you leave your area not when you get to the break room, this is TIME THEFT!! if you do it you'll be disciplined might have to get the manager to clock you in/out.. for breaks yeah. fuck you. Walking across the fucking store is not part of my break.THAT is fucking time theft.

I think I'd like to make a poster with the same font etc. but a little bit different..

BREAKS ARE 15 MINUTES THE BILLIONAIRE CEO got a $3 MILLION DOLLAR RAISE JUST THIS RAISE ALONE MAKES HIM $THOUSANDS/HOUR MORE THAN YOU. THIS IS WAGE THEFT. THIS IS EXPLOITATION. YOU ARE NOT SLACKING OFF. YOU'VE EARNED YOUR 3 HOUR DUMP.

I was also thinking of doing sort of demotivator-style posters that look like those fucking yellow NOfrills posters

JOIN THE NOFRILLS BUNCH

NO GUARANTEED HOURS

WAGES COMPETITIVE WITH A VICTORIAN ERA CHILD WORKER

NOT AS DEHUMANIZING AND SOUL-CRUSHING AS LINE-WORK

GET TO BE CALLED ESSENTIAL

$10 COMPANY GIFT CARD FOR CHRISTMAS

Sometimes the store owner buys us pizza

edit+ or perhaps a stencil to put on the actual posters in the store that says something like EMPLOYEES CAN ENTER A CONTEST TO WIN THIS POSTER SO IT CAN BE BURNED FOR WARMTH

or perhaps a more-anti-theft twist:

THIS POSTER DELIBERATELY CONTAINS CHEMICALS SO IT CANNOT BE BURNED TO KEEP WARM AND WILL CAUSE SKIN IRRITATION AND ATTRACT INSECTS AND WILDLIFE IF YOU TRY TO USE IT FOR SHELTER

thanks for reading.

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