I clocked out, it was a Friday night
I refused forced overtime, i wasn't feeling right
My boss started calling, threating to take me off the schedule
But then I went on anti-work
And at this time i became a ghosted em-ployee
Employers don't like when you refuse sla-very
And are we still amused by HR slideshows
What the hell is a living wage?
My friends say I should act my wage
What's my wage again?
What's my wage again?
Then later on, on the drive home
I called my boss from a payphone
I said I was the labor board and you're going to jail
The state supports wage slavery
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me
Nobody likes you when you're employment-free
Are you still amused by off-the-clock phone calls
What the hell is call ID?
My friends say I should act my wage
What's my wage again?
What's my wage again?
And that's about the time my boss walked away from me
Nobody wants to offer employment thats stea-eady
And they still act like you're entry level tier
What the hell is wrong with me?
My friends say I should act my wage
What's my wage again?
That's about the time HR got fed up with with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish that on me?
I never wanna act my wage
What's my wage again?
What's my wage again?
What's my wage again?