I am not really sure why I have to say this but here it goes. You all have that one person at your work that is still employed and has probably been there for your entire lifetime plus a bit longer? Yeah, and that person works like super slow, slower than molasses and you are still like, “I can work faster than them, they suck”. Yeah, I used to be one of those people. But you know what? They have it figured out. That person who has been there for the last 30 years knows that it doesn't matter how fast they work. If they are getting paid hourly they will still get the same amount of money. They will still get the same benefits. They will still get everything the fucking SAME. Work SLOWER if you want to actually make an impact at your job. Make them higher more people for “Growth” don't let them “downsize” because you are doing the work of 3 people. Double check your work, make frequent bathroom breaks, check your phone and reply back to your family, make sure your E-mail is fully cleaned out. I promise you, you will make more of an impact than ever before. Old Jan/Joe has it figured out. Listen to them and make sure you double check your work. 😉