Worked my ass off in a new position, brought in new work for the company and helped out new folks. Got a middling raise. LOOKS LIKE QUIET QUITTING’S BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!

I switched jobs a while back, opting for a new position with a bunch of fresh work. I kept telling myself that “surely, this company will be different.” NOPE! Welp, y’all just bought work output directly proportionate to a substandard raise.